Our papers don't purtend to print on'y wut Guv'ment choose, An' thet insures us all to git the very best o' noose.
Nae wut without a portion o' impertinence.
Thet tells the story! Thet's wut we shall git By tryin' squirtguns on the burnin' Pit; For the day never comes when it'll du To kick on dooty like a worn-out shoe.james russell lowell
Not but wut abstract war is horrid, I sign to thet with all my heart, But civilysation doos git forrid Sometimes, upon a powder-cart.james russell lowell