When I started on Disneyland, my wife used to say, "But why do you want to build an amusement park? They're so dirty." I told her that was just the point — mine wouldn't be.
One person I do feel a little sorry for, though, is the Archbishop of Canterbury, the most important clergyman in Britain and he's only got two lousy palaces to live in. What sort of life is that for a man of God? I bet if Jesus came back, even he'd be embarrassed for him; I bet he wouldn't be able to look him in the eye.pat condell
My dear fellow, a unique evening! I wouldn't have left a turn unstoned.
If we had those 40 million children that were [aborted] over the last 30 years, we wouldn't need the illegal immigrants to fill the jobs that they are doing today.tom delay
If aliens visit us, the outcome would be much as when Columbus landed in America, which didn't turn out well for the Native Americans. … We only have to look at ourselves to see how intelligent life might develop into something we wouldn't want to meet.stephen hawking
Maybe that's what is crazy: to want to be free. A lot of people wouldn't cross the street for it.George Jonas
I wouldn't burden any decent system of faith by participating in it.jim butcher
I know that if I'd had to go and take an exam for acting, I wouldn't have got anywhere. You don't take exams for acting, you take your courage.edith evans
If my future were determined just by my performance on a standardized test, I wouldn't be here. I guarantee you that.michelle obama
Look outside the window, there's a woman being grabbedThey've dragged her to the bushes and now she's being stabbedMaybe we should call the cops and try to stop the painBut Monopoly is so much fun, I'd hate to blow the gameAnd I'm sure it wouldn't interest anybodyOutside of a small circle of friends.phil ochs
There was no choice. If you saw a dog going to be crushed under a car, wouldn't you help him?oskar schindler
(You wouldn't believe the number of people who hang the electric chair painting in the homes, especially if the colour of the canvas matches the curtains.)Andy Warhol
Nobody will finish above us in the league. It wouldn't surprise me if we were to go unbeaten for the whole of the season.arsène wenger
The chemotherapy was very peculiar, something that makes you feel much worse than the cancer itself, a very nasty thing. I used to go to treatment on my own, and nearly everybody else was with somebody. I wouldn't have liked that. Why would you want to make anybody sit in those places?Maggie Smith
I wouldn't use physical violence even if I could, because one of my romantic ideas is that physical violence is beneath the dignity of a man, and that whatever you get by physical aggression costs more than it is worth.
The English, the English, the English are best! I wouldn't give tuppence for all of the rest!Bud stage name of Robert Winthrop Flanagan
Look, I wouldn't trust Harriet Harman's political judgement.Boris Johnson
"I want to say this about my state: When Strom Thurmond ran for president, we voted for him. We're proud of it. And if the rest of the country had followed our lead, we wouldn't have had all these problems over the years, either."trent lott
I wouldn't be the person I am today if it weren't for his daily encouragement.ken pavés
I am emboldened by my looks to say things Republican men wouldn't.ann coulter
So I watched the Pink Panther last night, and so I'm trying desperately to be funny, and then it's just not working out so good... I wonder if maybe I could've been a comedian or something like that, or maybe I could've been a doctor, then I wouldn't have to make anyone laugh.dave matthews
Wallace: Hi. Big fan. Why wouldn't you be?