If you want to be vice-president, stand out here in the rain in your underwear and let everybody see what you're made of.
Be optimistic. Always put on clean underwear if you're going on a date.jacob m. appel
It's definitely a beautiful blonde with dirty underwear.david boreanaz
Now that we're men, we have facial hair! Now that we're men, I changed my underwear!Spongebob Squarepants
Von derWiege bis zur Bahre, zuerst dieW a« sche. From the cradle to the grave, underwear first, last and all the time.
I want to tell them that I envy their upbringings that were so clean, so free of futurelessness. And I want to throttle them for blithely handing over the world to us like so much skid-marked underwear.Douglas Coupland
My pants are not as tight any more, I don't open my shirt so far and I don't pick up the underwear.
So you go on and on, with this intellectual fly down, your underwear exposed, and toilette paper hanging out the back of your pants.hank green
The American, if he has a spark of national feeling, will be humiliated by the very prospect of a foreigner's visit to Congress — these, for the most part, illiterate hacks whose fancy vests are spotted with gravy, and whose speeches, hypocritical, unctuous and slovenly, are spotted also with the gravy of political patronage, these persons are a reflection on the democratic process rather than of it; they expose it in its underwear.mary mccarthy
I don't believe in an afterlife, although I am bringing a change of underwear.woody allen
Life is like underwear, should be changed twice a day.ray bradbury
Be afraid of the Chinese. I mean, the Chinese shoot down satellites in space; they hack into Google's computers; the Osama bin Laden people can't make their underwear blow up.francis fukuyama
Wearing underwear is as formal as I ever hope I get.
If one-day cricket was pyjama cricket, then Twenty20 is underwear cricket.navjot singh sidhu
I have a recurring daymare that when the Glorious People's SWAT Teams smash their way in, most of us by which I mean members of the general freedom movement will be caught flatfooted, sitting in our underwear behind our computer monitors, guzzling Jolt and gorging on Cheetos, while arguing with our friends and enemies online about immigration or abortion, two of the issues that the Lefties know they can always rely on to keep that general freedom movement divided and powerless.l. neil smith