Why do I continue making movies? Making movies is better than cleaning toilets.
I knew a man whose thing it was to wreck the toilets in office buildings and writea slogan ontheruined walls: 'If the cistern cannot be changed it must be destroyed.' I'm beginning to understand how he felt.
...there is nothing like a 'private home' online, because we don't sleep there, and we don't need toilets or showers there. So a lot of the privacy issues in the real world -- like what the police can seize without a warrant, or whether you have to admit your identity when asked -- don't really play online. Online privacy is seldom about private property, but about access to information.stowe boyd
An OBE is what you get if you clean the toilets well at King's Cross station.michael winner
I think about toilets a lot, and how awful it must be to be a toilet.
You might be a redneck if you advertise on the inside walls of portable toilets.jeff foxworthy
Can you believe it? They've got toilets in which no one's ever had sex!