As quoted in The Snark Handbook: A Reference Guide to Verbal Sparring (2009), by Lawrence Dorfman.
Light travels faster than sound. That's why some people appear bright until you actually hear them speak.unknown
"Death's got an Invisibility Cloak?" Harry interrupted again. "So he can sneak up on people," said Ron. "Sometimes he gets bored of running at them, flapping his arms and shrieking..."J. K. Rowling
You know, Gilan, sarcasm isn't the lowest form of wit. It's not even wit at all.John Flanagan
Sarcasm: the last refuge of modest and chaste-souled people when the privacy of their soul is coarsely and intrusively invaded.fyodor dostoevsky
Sarcasm: that's original!
You're slower than a herd of turtles stampeding through peanut butter.unknown
We were both wrong, not equally wrong. You were at least six more wronger than me.Gregory House
Sarcasm is the last refuge of the imaginatively bankrupt.Cassandra Clare
"You always a wiseass?" "No. Sometimes I'm asleep."jim butcher
Man, you are one butt-load of sunshine, let me tell you.James Dashner
“Don’t worry, hero. If the vamp shows up, I’m here to protect you.” “Great, I can hide behind your massive ego.”Cassandra Clare
Sarcasm is the lowest form of wit but the highest form of intelligence.
Gonzo: Hey, Kermit, are you busy?
Kermit: Yes, Gonzo, but I can give you my ear for a minute.
Gonzo: What would I do with your ear?
Kermit: [exasperated] Van Gogh impressions.