As quoted in The Snark Handbook: A Reference Guide to Verbal Sparring (2009), by Lawrence Dorfman.
Light travels faster than sound. That's why some people appear bright until you actually hear them speak.unknown
"Death's got an Invisibility Cloak?" Harry interrupted again. "So he can sneak up on people," said Ron. "Sometimes he gets bored of running at them, flapping his arms and shrieking..."J. K. Rowling
You know, Gilan, sarcasm isn't the lowest form of wit. It's not even wit at all.John Flanagan
Sarcasm I now see to be, in general, the language of the Devil; for which reason I have, long since, as good as renounced it.thomas carlyle
Sarcasm: the last refuge of modest and chaste-souled people when the privacy of their soul is coarsely and intrusively invaded.fyodor dostoevsky
Sarcasm: that's original!
You're slower than a herd of turtles stampeding through peanut butter.unknown
I'm not great at the advice. Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment?Chandler Bing
Sarcasm is the last refuge of the imaginatively bankrupt.Cassandra Clare
"You always a wiseass?" "No. Sometimes I'm asleep."jim butcher
Man, you are one butt-load of sunshine, let me tell you.James Dashner
“Don’t worry, hero. If the vamp shows up, I’m here to protect you.” “Great, I can hide behind your massive ego.”Cassandra Clare
Sometimes I feel so sick at the state of the world I can't even finish my second apple pie.Banksy
Sarcasm is the lowest form of wit but the highest form of intelligence.
Gonzo: Hey, Kermit, are you busy?
Kermit: Yes, Gonzo, but I can give you my ear for a minute.
Gonzo: What would I do with your ear?
Kermit: [exasperated] Van Gogh impressions.