Princess Bride Quotes
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Valerie: Bye bye, boys!
Miracle Max: Have fun stormin' da castle. Valerie: Think it'll work? Miracle Max: It would take a miracle. Played by Carol Kane and Billy Crystal in The Princess Bride (1987). 
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More Princess Bride Quotes
I'll use small words so that you'll be sure to understand, you warthog faced buffoon.
westley— Played by Cary Elwes in The Princess Bride (1987).
Hello. My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die.
Inigo Montoya— Played by by Mandy Patinkin in The Princess Bride (1987).
Westley: Give us the gate key.
Yellin: I have no gate key.
Inigo Montoya: Fezzik, tear his arms off.
Yellin: Oh, you mean this gate key.
— Played by Cary Elwes, Malcolm Storry, and Mandy Patinkin, respectively, in The Princess Bride (1987).
Buttercup: You mock my pain.
Man in Black: Life is pain, Highness. Anyone who says differently is selling something.
— Played by Robin Wright and Cary Elwes in The Princess Bride (1987).
Vizzini: He didn't fall? Inconceivable!
Inigo Montoya: You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means.
— Played by Wallace Shawn and Mandy Patinkin in The Princess Bride (1987).
Vizzini: No more rhymes now, I mean it.
Fezzik: Anybody want a peanut?
— Played by Wallace Shawn and André the Giant in The Princess Bride (1987).
I switched glasses when your back was turned! Ha ha! You fool! You fell victim to one of the classic blunders - the most famous is "never get involved in a land war in Asia" - but only slightly less well-known is this: "Never go in against a Sicilian when death is on the line"! Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!
Vizzini— Played by Wallace Shawn in The Princess Bride (1987).
The Impressive Clergyman: Mawage. Mawage is wot bwings us togeder today. Mawage, that bwessed awangment, that dweam wifin a dweam...And wuv, tru wuv, will fowow you foweva… So tweasure your wuv.
Prince Humperdinck: Skip to the end.
— Played by Peter Cook and Chris Sarandon in The Princess Bride (1987).
Don't rush me sonny. You rush a miracle man, you get terrible miracles.
Miracle Max— Played by Billy Crystal in The Princess Bride (1987).
Miracle Max: It just so happens that your friend here is only MOSTLY dead. There's a big difference between mostly dead and all dead. Mostly dead is slightly alive. With all dead, well, with all dead there's usually only one thing you can do.
Inigo Montoya: What's that?
Miracle Max: Go through his clothes and look for loose change.
— Played by Billy Crystal and Mandy Patinkin in The Princess Bride (1987).
Sonny, true love is the greatest thing in the world – except for a nice MLT – mutton, lettuce, and tomato sandwich, where the mutton is nice and lean and the tomatoes are ripe.
Miracle Max— Played by Billy Crystal in The Princess Bride (1987).
Miracle Max: Get back, witch.
Valerie: I'm not a witch, I'm your wife!
— Played by Billy Crystal and Carol Kane in The Princess Bride (1987).
Death cannot stop true love. All it can do is delay it for a while.
westley— Played by Cary Elwes in The Princess Bride (1987).
Westley: Why won't my arms move?
Fezzik: You've been mostly dead all day.
— Played by Cary Elwes and André the Giant in The Princess Bride (1987).
I just want you to feel you’re doing well. I hate for people to die embarrassed.
Fezzik— Played by André the Giant in The Princess Bride (1987).
You mean, you'll put down your rock and I'll put down my sword, and we'll try and kill each other like civilized people?
westley— Played by Cary Elwes in The Princess Bride (1987).
Since the invention of the kiss, there have been five kisses rated the most passionate, the most pure. This one left them all behind. The end.
Grandpa— Played by Peter Falk in The Princess Bride (1987).
Is this a kissing book?
Grandson— Played by Fred Savage in The Princess Bride (1987).
Grandson: A book?
Grandpa: That's right. When I was your age, television was called 'books'.
— Played by Fred Savage and Peter Falk in The Princess Bride (1987), from the opening scene.
Prince Humperdinck: Surrender.
Westley: You mean you wish to surrender to me? Very well, I accept.
— Played by Chris Sarandon and Cary Elwes in The Princess Bride (1987).
Inigo Montoya: I do not mean to pry, but you don't by any chance happen to have six fingers on your right hand?
Man in Black: Do you always begin conversations this way?
— Played by Mandy Patinkin and Cary Elwes in The Princess Bride (1987).
Inigo Montoya: You seem a decent fellow. I'd hate to kill you.
Man in Black: You seem a decent fellow. I'd hate to die.
— Played by Mandy Patinkin and Cary Elwes in The Princess Bride (1987)
Inigo Montoya: I donna suppose you could speed things up?
Man in Black: If you're in such a hurry, you could lower a rope or a tree branch or find something useful to do.
Inigo Montoya: I could do that. I have some rope up here, but I do not think you would accept my help, since I am only waiting around to kill you.
Man in Black: That does put a damper on our relationship.
— Played by Mandy Patinkin and Cary Elwes in The Princess Bride (1987).
As you wish.
westley— Played by Cary Elwes in The Princess Bride (1987).
Inigo Montoya: Fezzik, you did something right.
Fezzik: Don't worry, I won't let it go to my head.
— Played by Mandy Patinkin and André the Giant in The Princess Bride (1987).
EVERYBODY MOVE!
Fezzik— Played by André the Giant in The Princess Bride (1987).
I wasn't nervous. Maybe I was a little bit concerned, but that's not the same thing.
— Played by Fred Savage in The Princess Bride (1987).
Be careful. People in masks cannot be trusted.
Fezzik— Played by André the Giant in The Princess Bride (1987).
