Valerie: Bye bye, boys!
Miracle Max: Have fun stormin' da castle.
Valerie: Think it'll work?
Miracle Max: It would take a miracle.
Played by Carol Kane and Billy Crystal in The Princess Bride (1987).
I'll use small words so that you'll be sure to understand, you warthog faced buffoon.westley
Hello. My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die.Inigo Montoya
Westley: Give us the gate key.
Yellin: I have no gate key.
Inigo Montoya: Fezzik, tear his arms off.
Yellin: Oh, you mean this gate key.
Buttercup: You mock my pain.
Man in Black: Life is pain, Highness. Anyone who says differently is selling something.
Vizzini: He didn't fall? Inconceivable!
Inigo Montoya: You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means.
Vizzini: No more rhymes now, I mean it.
Fezzik: Anybody want a peanut?
I switched glasses when your back was turned! Ha ha! You fool! You fell victim to one of the classic blunders - the most famous is "never get involved in a land war in Asia" - but only slightly less well-known is this: "Never go in against a Sicilian when death is on the line"! Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!Vizzini
The Impressive Clergyman: Mawage. Mawage is wot bwings us togeder today. Mawage, that bwessed awangment, that dweam wifin a dweam...And wuv, tru wuv, will fowow you foweva… So tweasure your wuv.
Prince Humperdinck: Skip to the end.
Don't rush me sonny. You rush a miracle man, you get terrible miracles.Miracle Max
Miracle Max: It just so happens that your friend here is only MOSTLY dead. There's a big difference between mostly dead and all dead. Mostly dead is slightly alive. With all dead, well, with all dead there's usually only one thing you can do.
Inigo Montoya: What's that?
Miracle Max: Go through his clothes and look for loose change.
Sonny, true love is the greatest thing in the world – except for a nice MLT – mutton, lettuce, and tomato sandwich, where the mutton is nice and lean and the tomatoes are ripe.Miracle Max
Miracle Max: Get back, witch.
Valerie: I'm not a witch, I'm your wife!
Death cannot stop true love. All it can do is delay it for a while.westley
Westley: Why won't my arms move?
Fezzik: You've been mostly dead all day.
I just want you to feel you’re doing well. I hate for people to die embarrassed.Fezzik
You mean, you'll put down your rock and I'll put down my sword, and we'll try and kill each other like civilized people?westley
Since the invention of the kiss, there have been five kisses rated the most passionate, the most pure. This one left them all behind. The end.Grandpa
Grandson: A book?
Grandpa: That's right. When I was your age, television was called 'books'.
Prince Humperdinck: Surrender.
Westley: You mean you wish to surrender to me? Very well, I accept.
Inigo Montoya: I do not mean to pry, but you don't by any chance happen to have six fingers on your right hand?
Man in Black: Do you always begin conversations this way?
Inigo Montoya: You seem a decent fellow. I'd hate to kill you.
Man in Black: You seem a decent fellow. I'd hate to die.
Inigo Montoya: I donna suppose you could speed things up?
Man in Black: If you're in such a hurry, you could lower a rope or a tree branch or find something useful to do.
Inigo Montoya: I could do that. I have some rope up here, but I do not think you would accept my help, since I am only waiting around to kill you.
Man in Black: That does put a damper on our relationship.
Inigo Montoya: Fezzik, you did something right.
Fezzik: Don't worry, I won't let it go to my head.
I wasn't nervous. Maybe I was a little bit concerned, but that's not the same thing.