Coffee was only a way of stealing time that should by rights belong to your slightly older self.terry pratchett
If it wasn't for the coffee, I'd have no identifiable personality whatsover.david letterman
"What do you want?"
"Just coffee. Black - like my soul."
Never drink black coffee at lunch; it will keep you awake in the afternoon.Jilly Cooper
For a writer, it's more essential than food.
Coffee comes in five descending stages: Coffee, Java, Jamoke, Joe, and Carbon Remover.
Way too much coffee. But if it weren't for the coffee, I'd have no identifiable personality whatsoever.
A mathematician is a device for turning coffee into theorems.
Coffee: the finest organic suspension ever devised. It's got me through the worst of the last three years. I beat the Borg with it.
Once you wake up and smell the coffee, it's hard to go back to sleep.Fran Drescher
Our culture runs on coffee and gasoline, the first often tasting like the second.edward abbey
Come on, don't you ever stop and smell the coffee?Justina Chen
Many people claim coffee inspires them, but, as everybody knows, coffee only makes boring people even more boring.honoré de balzac
We want to do a lot of stuff; we're not in great shape. We didn't get a good night's sleep. We're a little depressed. Coffee solves all these problems in one delightful little cup.jerry seinfeld
To me, the smell of fresh-made coffee is one of the greatest inventions.Hugh Jackman
Adventure in life is good; consistency in coffee even better.Justina Chen