Going to church on Sunday does not make you a Christian any more than going into a garage makes you an automobile!
I got the rebound and he tackled me. I know this is Sunday, but this is the wrong field.
The only place in London where one can forget that it is Sunday.aubrey beardsley
Here in the UK, we've now got an evangelical television channel - it's the kind of thing that will be very familiar to everyone in the United States, especially if you've ever turned on your TV set on a Sunday morning, and seen one holy man after another, urging you to send money so that Jesus can buy a new cadillac. Apparently, Jesus can't save the world until he's been properly kitted out with a million-dollar mansion, and a private jet - some small print in the Gospels that we must have missed.pat condell
At Dijon , Burgundy , it is the custom on the first Sunday in Lent to make large fires in the streets whence it is called Firebrand Sunday. This practice originated in the processions formerly made on that day by the peasants with lighted torches of straw, to drive away, as they called it, the bad air from the earth .
Why, this fellow doesn't know any more about politics than a pig on Sunday.harry s. truman
Friday was the crucifixion Saturday, cremation under glass. The resurrection was on Sunday, no.. correction make it Monday; cause Monday's when they come to take the trash.Tod A
No wonder that my remembrance fails me, for I shall complete my 70 years next Sunday (the 22); — and during these 70 years I have had a happy life; which still remains happy because of hope and content.michael faraday
Made a meal and threw it up on Sunday / I've got a lot of things to learnWhat's the matter with you? / Sing me something newThe cold and wind and rain don't know / They only seem to come, and go awayStand by me / Nobody knows the way it's going to beThere is one thing I can never give you / My heart will never be your home"Noel Gallagher
If I should go before the rest of you,Break not a flower, nor inscribe a stone,Nor, when I’m gone, speak in a Sunday voice,But be the usual selves That I have known.joyce grenfell
"I was at home in Monaco that Sunday. A friend of mine called from Zolder and said 'Gilles has had a big accident, and it doesn't look good at all.' So I phoned Joann, and shot up to her place very quickly. From then on it was chaos and disaster. You don't want to think about it."gilles villeneuve
Physics is at present a mass of partial theories which no man has yet been able to render truly and clearly consistent. It has been well said that the modern physicist is a quantum theorist on Monday, Wednesday, and Friday and a student of gravitational relativity theory on Tuesday, Thursday, and Saturday. On Sunday he is praying. . . that someone will find the reconciliation between the two views.Norbert Wiener
A group of politicians deciding to dump a President because his morals are bad is like the Mafia getting together to bump off the Godfather for not going to church on Sunday.russell baker
Just in terms of allocation of time resources, religion is not very efficient. There's a lot more I could be doing on a Sunday morning.bill gates
I want to make sure every House Republican is protected from some kind of dishonest Democratic ad. So let me say on the record, any ad which quotes what I said on Sunday is a falsehood. Because I have said publicly those words were inaccurate and unfortunate and I'm prepared to stand up and When I make a mistake and I'm going to on occasion I want to share with the American people "that was a mistake" because that way we can have an honest conversation.newt gingrich
I will tell you what this people need, with regard to preaching; you need, figuratively, to have it rain pitchforks, tines downwards, from this pulpit, Sunday after Sunday. Instead of the smooth, beautiful, sweet, still, silk-velvet-lipped preaching, you should have sermons like peals of thunder, and perhaps we then can get the scales from our eyes. This style is necessary in order to save many of this people.Brigham Young
Millions long for immortality who do not know what to do with themselves on a rainy Sunday afternoon.
Millions long for immortality who don't know what to do with themselves on a rainy Sunday afternoon.
All four gospels indicate that the day of the crucifixion of Jesus was a Friday, because the following day they describe as Sabbath , our Saturday, and because they state that the visit of the women to the tomb on the next day was on the first day of the week, our Sunday.
Now, really, this appears the common case Of putting too much Sabbath into Sunday But what is your opinion, Mrs. Grundy?thomas hood
Here Sunday, April, 9th, 1865, after four years of heroic struggle in defense of the principles believed to be fundamental to the existence of our government, Lee surrendered 9,000 men, the remnant of an army still unconquered in spirit, to 118,000 men under Grant.
Jews and Saracens [Muslims] of both sexes in every Christian province must be distinguished from the Christian by a difference of dress. On Passion Sunday and the last three days of Holy Week they may not appear in public.
The main difference between playing league and union is that now I get my hangovers on Monday instead of Sunday.