Human sexuality is . . . a long way from the depositing of seminal fluid, like squirting jam in a donut.
I think if you don't really like a girl, you shouldn't horse around with her at all, and if you do like her, then you're supposed to like her face, and if you like her face, you ought to be careful about doing crumby stuff to it, like squirting water all over it. It's really too bad that so much crumby stuff is a lot of fun sometimes.j. d. salinger
"I was sacked from Dunkin' Donuts for squirting the donuts jelly all over the customers."
The great enemy of clear language is insincerity. When there is a gap between one's real and one's declared aims, one turns instinctively to long words and exhausted idiomslike cuttlefish squirting out ink.