Here, indeed, was his one peculiar Fach, his one really notable talent. He slept more than any other President, whether bydayor night.Nero fiddled, but Coolidge only snored.
I asked of my dear friend Orator Prig: "What's the first part of oratory?" He said, "A great, wig." "And what is the second?" Then, dancing a jig And bowing profoundly, he said, "A great wig." "And what is the third?" Then he snored like a pig, And puffing his cheeks out, he replied, "A great wig."
Midnight, yet not a nose from Tower Hill to Piccadilly snored!