I look forward to the day when I can be Republican again. I'm an Alan Simpson Republican.
[Bart's voice] Yo, what’s happenin' man, this is Bart Simpson [laughs], [normal voice] [...] [Bart's voice] Just kidding, don’t hang up, this is Nancy Cartwright.nancy cartwright
More proof that trusting the Feds to protect our information is like hiring Homer Simpson to guard the donuts.robert x. cringely
Deal gently with the bird you mean to catch. (Strauss, 1994 p. 689)Fine feathers make fine birds. (Simpson , 2009)
I love the Grammy nominations this year. Anybody who really loves what they do got rewarded for it. It's not a death match between Ray Charles and Jessica Simpson.john mayer
It wasn’t as direct as me saying “I now make the choice to bring the paparazzi into my life.” I really said, “I now make the choice to sleep with Jessica Simpson.” That was stronger than my desire to stay out of the paparazzi’s eye.john mayer
More proof that trusting the Feds to protect our information is like hiring Homer Simpson to guard the donuts.
Australian: "You call that a knife? This is a knife!"
Bart Simpson: "That's not a knife, that's a spoon."
Australian: "Alright, alright, you win. I see you've played knifey-spoony before."