Commuterone who spends his life In riding to and from his wife; A man who shaves and takes a train, And then rides back to shave again.
To shave the beard is a sin that the blood of all the martyrs cannot cleanse.It is to deface the image of man created by God.
Commuter — one who spends his lifeIn riding to and from his wife;A man who shaves and takes a trainAnd then rides back to shave again.
The chief problem about death, incidentally, is the fear that there may be no afterlife a depressing thought, particularly for those who have bothered to shave. Also, there is the fear that there is an afterlife but no one will know where it's being held. On the plus side, death is one of the few things that can be done just as easily lying down.woody allen
For I am shave as neigh as any frere. But yit I praye unto youre curteisye: Beeth hevy again, or elles moot I die.Geoffrey Chaucer
I'm not a lawyer I'm a kind of mouthpiece/activist type, though occasionally they shave me and stuff me into my Bar Mitzvah suit and send me to a standards body or the UN to stir up trouble. I spend about three weeks a month on the road doing completely weird stuff like going to Microsoft to talk about DRM.cory doctorow
The best reason I can think of for not running for President of the United States is that you have to shave twice a day.adlai stevenson
Of a thousand shavers, two do not shave so much alike as not to be distinguished.
I have serviced no kings , yet I wager that I can shave a cheek with ten times more dexterity than any street mountebank!
Then the children went to bed, or at least went upstairs, and the men joined the women for a cigarette on the porch, absently picking ticks engorged like grapes off the sleeping dogs. And when the men kissed the women good night, and their weekend whiskers scratched the women's cheeks, the women did not think shave, they thought stay.amy hempel