Tragedy is if I cut my finger.Comedy is if I walk into an open sewer and die.
The sea is the universal sewer.
From this foul drain the greatest stream of human industry flows out to fertilize the whole world. From this filthy sewer pure gold flows. Here humanity attains its most complete development and its most brutish, here civilizationworks its miracles and civilized man isturned almost into a savage.
"Life is like a sewer what you get out of it depends on what you put into it." It's always seemed to me that this is precisely the sort of dynamic, positive thinking that we so desperately need today in these trying times of crisis and universal brouhaha.tom lehrer
Tragedy is when I cut my finger. Comedy is when you fall into an open sewer and die.mel brooks
He oughta know it's illegal. That's a storm sewer. If it fills with gas, I pity the person who lights a match within ten yards of it.Clark Griswold
He is the sewer, not the sewage.