“Screw up my life?” He stared a me for a second and then said, deadpan, “I’m a five-foot-three, thirty-seven-year-old, single, Jewish medical examiner who needs to pick up his lederhosen from the dry cleaners so that he can play in a one-man polka band at Oktoberfest tomorrow.” He pushed up his glasses with his forefinger, folded his arms, and said, “Do your worst.”
Every nut who kills people has a Bible lying around. If you're looking for violent rape imagery, the Bible's right there in your hotel room. If you just want to look up ways to screw people up, there it is, and you're justified because God told you to.penn jillette
I can't screw up Alabama... We are number 48 in everything and Arkansas and Mississippi aren't going anywhere.charles barkley
Prithee don’t screw your wit beyond the compass of good manners.Colley Cibber
He had a screw loose. I never knew anyone like him. It was like his brain was miswired so that the least damned thing would set him off.ty cobb
This memorandum addresses the matter of how we can maximize the fact of our incumbency in dealing with persons known to be active in their opposition to our Administration, Stated a bit more bluntly—how we can use the available federal machinery to screw our political enemies.john dean
What does NOT work best for anyone, though, is being forced to keep a Windows partition around just to play video games. The best operating system for playing games is the one that lets you keep your word processor, instant messenger, email, and music player open in the background while you play. The worst is the one that will force you to shut all that down just to screw around for a few minutes.ryan c. gordon
A turn, a screw, a pull, a twist, the drug that makes you prettiest.amanda palmer
It’s a parts list... If I gave you the parts list for the Boeing 777 and it had 100,000 parts, I don’t think you could screw it together and you certainly wouldn’t understand why it flew.
I may be small, but I screw up big because I'm standing on the shoulders of GIANTS.lois mcmaster bujold
If I know anything, I know scary. And giving this president and this out-of-control Congress two more years to screw up our future is downright terrifying. Thankfully, this national nightmare is one we can end.Stephen King
I know procedures around here. And I know that there will still be Senate business conducted. But I will, for lack of a better word, screw things up.harry reid
It’s a parts list... If I gave you the parts list for the Boeing 777 and it had 100,000 parts, I don’t think you could screw it together and you certainly wouldn’t understand why it:;flew.
We fail! But screw your courage to the sticking-place, and we'll not fail.william shakespeare
Most often it is the case that people know that something big can be manipulated with it [i.e., the screw], but not how and in what way it is connected to time, and that untold time, and finally such force of machines, wheels, and shafts is necessary as cannot be produced nor be had.
You touch every other ball and, if you screw up, you only have one more person to back you up. You can't go hide in the corner.Kerri Walsh Jennings
screw beautiful. I'm brilliant! If you want to appease me, compliment my brain.Christina Yang
Oh screw this.
Basically I just had to say, "screw everyone around me - from now on I'm just gonna play what I think is important to me and our music." So I gave the big finger to all the current trends in technical wizardry, and just went off and did what I felt was best for the songs.kirk hammett
Forbes magazine has named Mel Gibson this year's most powerful celebrity. ... Forbes' least powerful celebrity? [Miller displayed the widely circulated image from the Lynndie England photographs of a hooded Iraqi prisoner with wires attached to his outstretched arms] You're looking at him. screw this guy. ... [He's a] bad guy.dennis miller
screw State! State's always on the side of the blacks. The hell with them!richard nixon