Santorum Quotes
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Striking down an insulting, discriminatory, unconstitutional law will not, as Santorum fears, open the doors to incest, adultery, bigamy, and bestiality. Straight people blew those doors off their hinges long, long ago.
dan savage— "Savage Love Family Ties". The Stranger (May 8, 2003).
There's no better way to memorialize the Santorum scandal than by attaching his name to a sex act that would make his big, white teeth fall out of his big, empty head.
— Savage, Dan (May 15, 2003). "Savage Love: Bill, Ashton, Rick". The Stranger (www.thestranger.com). Retrieved on December 19, 2006.
While Santorum would have been defeated even without a filthy, lowercase definition of his last name floating around out there, having a name that can barely be mentioned in polite company anymore didn't help.... We helped to make Rick Santorum into a national laughingstock with an invaluable assist from Rick Santorum, of course.
— Savage, Dan (November 16, 2006). "Make a Joyful Noise". The Stranger (www.thestranger.com). Retrieved on March 12, 2007.
Like Savage's methods or not, they were successful and arguably had an impact on Santorum's ultimate defeat. ... If Santorum actually thinks he has a shot at president, his opponents will surely dredge this bit of dirty silliness from his past and use it to make him appear like a joke candidate.
— "Can we get some Santorum in here?". Columbus Ledger-Enquirer (Georgia). February 6, 2011.
Santorum also has a Google problem. His position on gay rights prompted liberal gay rights activist and columnist Dan Savage to redefine 'Santorum' as an explicit aspect of gay sex, and if you Google his last name the result is the first to show up.
— Montopoli, Brian (May 11, 2011). "What are the 2012 GOP candidates running from?". CBS News (CBS). Retrieved on May 11, 2011.
We dismissed one potential problem that newspapers wouldn't print the term if it won on the grounds that we shouldn't censor ourselves. And indeed, in the afternoon's voting, Santorum did win, but many newspapers simply skipped this category in their coverage. So much for academic freedom.
— Sheidlower, Jesse (January 11, 2005). "Linguists Gone Wild! Why "wardrobe malfunction" wasn't the word of the year". Slate.
She wads up the t-shirt, uses it to wipe a trickle of Santorum from her ass, and throws it under the cot.
— Dunn, Jack R. (2005). Hard. p. 134.
Then, one of them broke ranks and rammed his blood-lubed fist straight up my ass and twisted hard, pulled it out and licked the Santorum clean.
— Polney, Richard J. (2008). "A Horrible Night of Research and Erudite Bloodletting". in Pierce, Christopher. Men on the Edge: Dangerous Erotica. STARbooks Press. p. 38. ISBN 978-1934187289.
Any residents not burned alive in the fires or drowned in the flood will be made to drink a mixture of bodily fluids typically deposited in on the streets during Mardi Gras until death. The mixture should consist of (but is not limited to) sweat, snot, urine, saliva, tears, vomit, sexual fluids, and feces and Santorum.
— James, Austen (2008). Hate Starve Curse. Broken Science Press. p. 30. ISBN 978-148235028.
