If I could be a vegetable, I'd be a pumpkin. It's realistically the only vegetable you can use as a weapon, or in any manner of defense.
I would rather sit on a pumpkin and have it all to myself than be crowded on a velvet cushion.Henry David Thoreau
There has been a great difficulty in getting anything into the heads of this generation. It has been like splitting hemlock knots with a corn-dodger for a wedge and a pumpkin for a beetle.
We fancy men are individuals; so are pumpkins; but every pumpkin in the field, goes through every point of pumpkin history.ralph waldo emerson