When a pony does a good deed, he gets a horn and he becomes a unicorn and poops out cotton candy until he forgets he’s magical and then his horn falls off. Black unicorns become zebras.
Instead of a wild, hatless little savage jumping into the house, and rushing to squeeze us all breathless, there lighted from a handsome black pony a very dignified person with brown ringlets falling from the cover of a feathered beaver, and a long cloth habit which she was obliged to hold up with both hands that she might sail in.emily brontë
It is better to ride a pony than a horse which throws you.navjot singh sidhu
"Usually they finish by whining «but I WANT it!!!» and so, I tell them: «So what? Everybody wants something. I want a pony. Get over it.»"paul vixie
A pony is a childhood dream, a horse is an adulthood treasure.Rebecca Carroll
Oh dear. I seem to be riding the Ultimate Goblin Engineered Weapon like a pony... again!