By the time that he mowed the last man down He was high as he had ever been Laughing to the sounds of the world going around Completely unaware of the win And while the papers would say he was scattered that day He was pretty as a pitcher could be The day Dock Ellis of the pittsburgh pirates Threw a no hitter on lsd
Step right up young lady Your two hundred birthdays make you old if not senile And we see the symptoms there in your rigor mortis smile With your old folks eating dog food and your children eating paint While the pirates own the flag and sell us sermons on restraint.harry chapin
There is nothing so desperately monotonous as the sea , and I no longer wonder at the cruelty of pirates.james russell lowell
Now and then we had a hope that if we lived and were good, God would permit us to be pirates.mark twain
"Let's face it: there are few things in this world more stupid than dancing. Except break dancing, which pirates and lumber jacks would agree is awesome. Other than that, dancing makes me envy cripples." "If women ran the world, we'd still be searching for the wheel."
Philosophers, for the most part, are constitutionally timid, and dislike the unexpected. Few of them would be genuinely happy as pirates or burglars.bertrand russell
There is more treasure in books than in all the pirate's loot on Treasure Island.walt disney
Every salvage mission that's been to this system has disappeared. Even those old pirates out at Winnipeg Drift say it's cursed.