Mucus Quotes

Winter's here, and you feel lousy: You're coughing and sneezing; your muscles ache; your nose is an active mucus volcano. These symptoms – so familiar at this time of year – can mean only one thing: Tiny fanged snails are eating your brain.

Dave Barry

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Calvin: That's the problem with nature. Something's always stinging you or oozing mucus on you. Let's go watch TV.

bill watterson

— Bill Watterson, Something under the bed is drooling (1988)

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