Morons Quotes
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There'll alwaysbe anEngland, but whowants anEngland full of morons reading the Express?
Plum— 1959 Letter to Denis Mackail, 22 Apr.
It is almost an intellectual tradition to pay heed to the insane. In my case those that I most respect are the morons.
henri michaux— Ecuador (1929)
I have come to believe that large print, thick and heavy paper, and wide margins and oversize leading is indicative of the expected intelligence of the reader. … Compare children's books and books on Web Duhsign or other X-in-21-days books. If the reading level of a specification is below college level, chances are the people behind it are morons and the result morose.
erik naggum— Re: "Well, I want to switch over to replace EMACS LISP with Guile." (Usenet article)
Even if we accept, as the basic tenet of true democracy, that one moron is equal to one genius, is it necessary to go a further step and hold that two morons are better than one genius?
Leo Szilard— Variant: I'm all in favor of the democratic principle that one idiot is as good as one genius, but I draw the line when someone takes the next step and concludes that two idiots are better than one genius.As quoted in "Some Szilardisms on War, Fame, Peace", LIFE? magazine, Vol. 51, no. 9 (1 September 1961), p. 79
What kind of morons do you have working at newspapers in Austin that would base an entire review of an artist's performance on whether or not they had a good seat?
"weird al" yankovic— Replying to a fan criticising the poor seats a reviewer of a concert received. "Ask Al" Q&As for September 6, 2004
Wonder is not a disease. Wonder, and its expression in poetry and the arts , are among the most important things which seem to distinguish men from other animals , and intelligent and sensitive people from morons .
alan watts— Inside Information (page 7)
I've had about enough of morons and half wits, dolts, dunces, dullards and dumbbells ... and you, you chowder-head yokel, you blithering hayseed you've had enough of me?
— Harley Peyton, in lines written for "Albert Rosenfield", in Episode Three of Twin Peaks (26 April 1990)
Even if we accept, as the basic tenet of true democracy , that one moron is equal to one genius , is it necessary to go a further step and hold that two morons are better than one genius?
— As quoted in "Some Szilardisms on War, Fame, Peace", LIFE? magazine, Vol. 51, no. 9 (1 September 1961), p. 79
Even if we accept, as the basic tenet of true democracy , that one moron is equal to one genius, is it necessary to go a further step and hold that two morons are better than one genius?
— As quoted in "Some Szilardisms on War, Fame, Peace", LIFE? magazine, Vol. 51, no. 9 (1 September 1961), p. 79
There are pigs that can manipulate joysticks, yet you morons can't even send me an intelligible email.
George Ouzounian— Maddox, Bullshit Fan Mail
Always Postpone Meetings with Time-wasting morons
scott adams— Title of book, Always Postpone Meetings with Time-wasting Morons (1995)
“We’re fools!” said Harrison. “morons! Idiots!”“If you speak of my altruism,” said Pepe cheerfully, “I agree. But if you speak of your interest in a very pretty girl, then I point out that nobody is ever as happy as while he is making a fool of himself over a woman.
murray leinster— Chapter 2 (p. 24)
An organisation that treats its programmers as morons will soon have programmers that are willing and able to act like morons only.
bjarne stroustrup— Stroustrup, Bjarne. The C++ Programming Language. pp. 713.
Even if we accept, as the basic tenet of true democracy, that one moron is equal to one genius, is it necessary to go a further step and hold that two morons are better than one genius?
— As quoted in "Some Szilardisms on War, Fame, Peace", LIFE? magazine, Vol. 51, no. 9 (1 September 1961), p. 79
