If the resident zoologist of Galaxy X had visited the earth 5 million years ago while making his inventory of inhabited planets in the universe, he would surely have corrected his earlier report that apes showed more promise than Old World monkeys and noted that monkeys had overcome an original disadvantage to gain domination among primates. (He will confirm this statement after his visit next year but also add a footnote that one species from the ape bush has enjoyed an unusual and unexpected flowering, thus demanding closer monitoring.)
stephen jay gouldThe fact that ACPI was designed by a group of monkeys high on LSD, and is some of the worst designs in the industry obviously makes running it at any point pretty damn ugly.
linus torvaldsPouter, tumbler and fantail are from the same source;The racer and hack may be traced to one horse;So men were developed from monkeys of course,Which nobody can deny.
charles neavesCats and monkeys monkeys and cats all human life is there!
Henry JamesAn infinite number of monkeys typing into GNU emacs would never make a good program.
linus torvaldsSecurity people are often the black-and-white kind of people that I can't stand. I think the OpenBSD crowd is a bunch of masturbating monkeys, in that they make such a big deal about concentrating on security to the point where they pretty much admit that nothing else matters to them.
linus torvaldsAn infinite number of monkeys typing into GNU Emacs would never make a good program.
Cats and monkeys monkeys and cats all human life is there!
The monkeys themselves, without instruction from any quarter, learn to use sticks in fighting, and some build houses an act which cannot in their case be considered as one of instinct, but of intelligence.
Pouter, tumbler and fantail are from the same source; The racer and hack may be traced to one horse; So men were developed from monkeys of course, Which nobody can deny.
Cats and monkeys, monkeys and cats - all human life is there.
Henry James"Mein Gott! I would sooner collect life red devils than liddle monkeys."
rudyard kiplingPouter, tumbler, and fantail are from the same source; The racer and hack may be traced to one Horse; So men were developed from monkeys of course, Which nobody can deny.
charles neavesWe're going to give men what they really want to see on TV. monkeys, midgets, beer drinking and women jumping on trampolines.
jimmy kimmelmonkeys, who very sensibly refrain from speech lest they should be set to earn their livings.
Kenneth GrahameSo far as cerebral structure goes... it is clear that Man differs less from the Chimpanzee or the Orang, than these do even from the monkeys, and that the difference between the brains of the Chimpanzee and of Man is almost insignificant, when compared with that between the Chimpanzee brain and that of a Lemur.
thomas henry huxleyI divined and chose a distant place to dwell T'ien T'ai: what more is there to say? monkeys cry where valley mists are cold My grass gate blends with the color of the crags I pick leaves to thatch a hut among the pines Scoop out a pond and lead a runnel from the spring By now I am used to doing without the world Picking ferns I pass the years that are left
monkeys, who very sensibly refrain from speech lest they should be set to earn their livings.
I divined and chose a distant place to dwell T'ien T'ai: what more is there to say? monkeys cry where valley mists are cold My grass gate blends with the color of the crags I pick leaves to thatch a hut among the pines Scoop out a pond and lead a runnel from the spring By now I am used to doing without the world Picking ferns I pass the years that are left
han shan