When people laugh at Mickey Mouse, it's because he's so human; and that is the secret of his popularity.
You'll say that I'm in charge of a Mickey Mouse project.Peter Mandelson
"Hey, gang!" I squeaked in my terrifically accurate Mickey voice. "Everybody ready to shoot the ultimate Disney flick? The film that rips the lid off the goody two-shoes hypocrisy that lies sweltering beneath the surface of G-rated true-life adventures? Okay, you guys, let's get that hand-held Arriflex right down there between Minnie's legs! I wanna see closeups of quivering labia!"harlan ellison
Mickey is a hard worker. He takes care of the house, looks after my animals, and satisfies me. What else can one expect of a man?jayne mansfield
I said, `Now, wait a minute, so you're telling me you want this fish who lives in a fish tank in a dentist's office to be a fictitious character from an NBC sitcom?' I mean, it just doesn't make any sense to me. It's like, why would you want Mickey Mouse to be the lead in the `House of the Seven Gables' or something.megan mullally
(Mickey: Wait! You're not r-r-really gonna...) Put your brain in his body? (Buzz!) That's right! (Laughs diabolically)
I love Mickey Mouse more than any woman I have ever known.walt disney
When I was a kid, I never went to Disneyland. My ol' man told me Mickey Mouse died in a cancer experiment.rodney dangerfield