They that marry ancient people, merely in expectation to bury them, hang themselves in hope that one will come and cut the halter.
It was very good of God to let Carlyle and Mrs Carlyle marry one another and so make only two people miserable instead of four.
"I shall expect my husband to have no pleasures but what he shares with me; and if his greatest pleasure of all is not the enjoyment of my company —- why — it will be the worse for him —- that's all.""If such are your expectations of matrimony, Esther, you must, indeed, be careful whom you marry - or rather, you must avoid it altogether"anne brontë
I reckon if I ever marry, she will have to be a strong woman in a circus or something.robert e. howard
Remember, it's as easy to marry a rich woman as a poor woman.william makepeace thackeray
The tragedy of marriage is that while all women marry thinking that their man will change, all men marry believing their wife will never change.len deighton
Can women make use of men's vulnerability not to marry but instead to destroy male power?Andrea Dworkin
The danger facing American Jews today is not that Christians want to persecute them but that Christians want to marry them.Irving Kristol
So be sweet and kind to mother/ Now and then, have a chat!/ Buy her candy or some flowers or a brand-new hat/ But maybe you best let it go at that!/ Or you may find yourself with a quite complex/ ...Com-plex!/ ...and.../ You may end up like Oedipus/ I'd rather marry a duck-billed platypus!/ Than end up like poor Oedipus Rex!tom lehrer
In our monogamous part of the world, to marry means to halve one’s rights and double one’s duties.Arthur Schopenhauer
'Tis not the robe or garment I affect; For who would marry with a suit of clothes?john heywood
Even a wolf is allowed to marry two.
Diogenes would frequently praise those who were about to marry, and yet did not marry.
It takes two for a kiss Only one for a sigh, Twain by twain we marry One by one we die.
The older I get, the less time I want to spend with the part of the human race that didn't marry me.Robert Brault
I say let them marry. Why shouldn't they be as miserable as the rest of us?
Yea, marry, that's the eftest way.
In San Diego there is a highly popular course called How to marry Money. Note that the marriage is to money--not to a person. I inquired about the percentage of men attending... 'The course is really for women,' [the instructor replied,] 'it's not relevant to men.'warren farrell
marry, he must have a long spoon that must eat with the devil.