Wine is fine but whiskey's quicker, Suicide is slow with liquor. Take a bottle and drown your sorrows, Then it floods away tomorrows.
A bumper of good liquor, Will end a contest quicker Than justice, judge or vicar.Richard Brinsley Sheridan
I don't drink liquor. I don't like it. It makes me feel good.Oscar Levant
WINE n. Fermented grape-juice known to the Women's Christian Union as liquor, sometimes as rum.ambrose bierce
liquor doesn’t make you feel better. Just makes you not so worried about feeling bad.
As he drew near, he gazed upon the gate Ne'er to be entered more by him or Sin, With such a glance of supernatural hate, As made Saint Peter wish himself within; He pattered with his keys at a great rate, And sweated through his apostolic skin: Of course his perspiration was but ichor, Or some such other spiritual liquor.Rochdale
Let schoolmasters puzzle their brain, ith grammar, and nonsense, and learning. Good liquor, I stoutly maintain, gives genius a better discerning.Oliver Goldsmith