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My way of joking is to tell the truth. That's the funniest joke in the world.
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It is not necessary for the public to know whether I am joking or whether I am serious, just as it is not necessary for me to know it myself.

salvador dalí

— Diary of a Genius (1964), p. 12

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I'm not joking when I refer to our country as the United States of Amnesia, although I was corrected recently by Studs Terkel out of Chicago. And he said, “Gore, it's not the United States of Amnesia; it's the United States of Alzheimer's.”

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— Gore Vidal in an Interview with Paul Jay, The Real News, (5 July 2009)

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When Henry Ford said, "The customer can have a car in any color as long as it's black," he was not joking.

Peter Drucker

— Chapter 17, pg.209

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It's true that what is morbid is highly valued today, and so you may think that I am only joking or that I've devised just one more means of praising Art with the help of irony.

czesław miłosz

— "Ars Poetica?"

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Before Khojali, the Azerbaijanis thought that they were joking with us, they thought that the Armenians were people who could not raise their hand against the civilian population. We were able to break that [stereotype].


— Current president of Armenia and 1992 war lord Serzh Sarkisian's interview (Thomas de Waal, "Black Garden: Armenia and Azerbaijan through peace and war", New York & London: New York University Press, 2003, pp. 169-172)

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You actually are joking, Perce... I don't think I've heard you joke since you were–


— Who: Fred Weasley
— Source: Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows by J. K. Rowling
— Note: Fred is addressing his older brother, Percy, who had recently rejoined the good side, and is killed a sudden attack by the Death Eaters as they lay siege to Hogwarts.

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It is not necessary for the public to know whether I am joking or whether I am serious, just as it is not necessary for me to know it myself.


— Salvador Dalí, in Diary of a Genius (1964), p. 12

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