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People cited violation of the First Amendment when a New Jersey schoolteacher asserted that evolution and the Big Bang are not scientific and that Noah's ark carried dinosaurs. This case is not about the need to separate church and state; it's about the need to separate ignorant, scientifically illiterate people from the ranks of teachers.
Neil Degrasse Tyson
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Whenever I stumble over my own feet, or blurt out a thought that makes no sense at all, or leave the house wearing one pattern too many, I always think, It's okay, I'm from New Jersey. I love New Jersey, because it's not just an all-purpose punch line, but probably a handy legal defense, as in, “Yes, I shot my wife because I thought she was Bigfoot, but I'm from New Jersey.”

paul rudnick

— p. 211 (I Shudder (2009))

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I'm a Jewish boy from Jersey. I was born with a strong sense of right and wrong, and a strong sense that the world can be a ludicrous, unfair, inhumane place.

barry sanders

— Oregon Live Saturday, April 16, 2011

Tags: Jewish, boy, born, strong, sense, right, wrong, world, can

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[Ed Grimley] lives in a retirement home in New Jersey. It's called the Retirement Home in New Jersey for Characters Who Were Interesting in the '80s for About an Hour. He's there with the Whiners, Gumby and Jon Lovitz's 'That's the ticket' guy.

martin short

— "Hot Seat", Time Out New York; Issue 565: July 27–August 2, 2006

Tags: Ed, lives, retirement, home, New, Characters, Who, Interesting, '80s

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What a wonderful thing, to be conscious! I wonder what the people in New Jersey do.

woody allen

— "No Kaddish for Weinstein"

Tags: What, wonderful, thing, conscious, wonder, people, New

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He’d grown up in white Jersey stringtowns where nobody knew shit about anything and hated anybody who did.

william ford gibson

— Ch. 2 (Mona Lisa Overdrive (1988))

Tags: Hed, grown, white, nobody, knew, anything, hated, anybody, who

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Ladies and gentlemen, I have a grave announcement to make. Incredible as it may seem, strange beings who landed in New Jersey tonight are the vanguard of an invading army from Mars.

orson welles

— Orson Welles, The War of the Worlds (broadcast October 30, 1938).

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Announcement of the Stevens Institute of Technology:;; A School of Mechanical Engineering, founded by Edwin A. Stevens, Esq. Hoboken, New Jersey. 1874.


— William Crookes ed. (1875) The Chemical News. p. 149

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Totti is the greatest player ever to wear Roma Jersey.

francesco totti

— Rosella Sensi url= president Sensi tells unsettled Totti he has big future at club|date=11 January 2011|accessdate=11 August 2011|publisher=tribalfootball.com|language=}}</ref>

Tags: Totti, greatest, player, wear, Roma

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I’d love to be the Francesco Totti of Juventus. I won’t make comparisons on role or history, but I hope to end my career with this Jersey.

francesco totti

— Claudio Marchisio, 2013 [48]

Tags: love, Francesco, Totti, Juventus, wont, comparisons, role, history, hope

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I'd love to watch Jack Youngblood play. His tan arms hanging out of his sleeveless Jersey, he'd put those pipes on the ground, and even at 240 pounds, he would show great moves and natural strength for an undersized player. He was extremely quick, had underrated strength, and he got great leverage against the tackles.

jack youngblood

— ESPN analyst Sean Salisbury, ESPN.com 2003-11-16 [1]

Tags: love, watch, Jack, play, tan, arms, hanging, pipes, ground

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I was 26 when I invented the wrap dress. It was just a nothing little printed dress made out of Jersey, and before I know it, I lived an American dream making more than 25,000 dresses a week.

Diane von Furstenberg

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