Gonzo: Hey, Kermit, are you busy?
Kermit: Yes, Gonzo, but I can give you my ear for a minute.
Gonzo: What would I do with your ear?
Kermit: [exasperated] Van Gogh impressions.
"hey Griswold. Where do you think you're gonna put a tree that big?" "Bend over and I'll show you."Clark Griswold Todd Chester