If evolution was worth its salt, it should've evolved something better than 'survival of the fittest.' I think a better idea would be 'survival of the wittiest.' At least, that way, creatures that didn't survive could've died laughing.
It's turned into something completely different, nothing I could've imagined it morphing into. I'm happy some people are talking, because obviously this needs to be addressed.
So I watched the Pink Panther last night, and so I'm trying desperately to be funny, and then it's just not working out so good... I wonder if maybe I could've been a comedian or something like that, or maybe I could've been a doctor, then I wouldn't have to make anyone laugh.dave matthews
Never cry over spilt milk. It could've been whiskey.
If I'd just tried for them dinky singles I could've batted around six hundred!babe ruth
You don't understand! I coulda had class. I coulda been a contender. I could've been somebody, instead of a bum, which is what I am.Terry Malloy