'Oh, where are you going to, all you Big Steamers, With England's own coal, up and down the salt seas?'
'We are going to fetch you your bread and your butter, Your beef, pork, and mutton, eggs, apples and cheese.'
Bunny takes another bite of his Big Mac and knows what everybody who is into this sort of things knows - that with its flaccid bun, its spongy meat, the Cheese, the slimy little pickle and, of course, the briny special sauce, biting into a Big Mac is as close to eating pussy as, well, eating pussy.nick cave
How can you govern a country which has two hundred and forty-six varieties of Cheese?charles de gaulle
How can you govern a country where there are 246 different types of Cheese?
"Life is a minestrone Served up with parmesan Cheese Death is a cold lasagne Suspended in deep freeze"
And they brought an Owl, and a useful Cart, And a pound of Rice, and a Cranberry Tart, And a hive of silvery Bees. And they brought a Pig, and some green Jack-daws, And a lovely Monkey with lollipop paws, and forty Bottles of Ring-Bo-Ree, And no end of Stilton Cheese.Edward Lear
A great deal of contemporary criticism readsto me like a man saying: 'Of course I do not like green Cheese: I am very fond of brown sherry'.
A maggot must be born i'the rotten Cheese to like it.
I should be the last person to say anything against temptation, naturally, but we have a proverb down here 'in baiting a mouse-trap with Cheese, always leave room for the mouse'.
You just threw Cheese at Sam & Mark. Don't you think they've suffered enough?!simon amstell
There is absolutely no one, apart from yourself, who can prevent you, in the middle of the night, from sneaking down to tidy up the edges of that hunk of Cheese at the back of the fridge.Boris Johnson
You can't make Cheese from rats. ... It's hard enough just milking the little beggars.arthur m. jolly
The farmer’s daughter hath soft brown hair (Butter and eggs and a pound of Cheese) And I met with a ballad, I can’t say where, That wholly consisted of lines like these.charles stuart calverley
Poets have been mysteriously silent on the subject of Cheese.gilbert keith chesterton
Apart from Cheese and tulips, the main product of the country is advocaat, a drink made from lawyers.alan coren
There he got out the luncheon-basket and packed a simple meal, in which, remembering the stranger's origin and preferences, he took care to include a yard of long French bread, a sausage out of which the garlic sang, some Cheese which lay down and cried, and a long-necked straw-covered flask wherein lay bottled sunshine shed and garnered on far Southern slopes.”
A slice of pie without Cheese is like a kiss without a squeeze.Stephen King
A cube of Cheese no larger than a die May bait the trap to catch a nibbling mie.ambrose bierce
"Once on a time there was a mouse," quoth she, "Who sick of worldly tears and laughter, grew Enamoured of a sainted privacy; To all terrestrial things he bade adieu, And entered, far from mouse, or cat, or man, A thick-walled Cheese, the best of Parmesan."
Moe, Larry, Cheese!
I eat swiss Cheese from the inside out.
Poets have been mysteriously silent on the subject of Cheese.
Many's the long night I've dreamed of Cheese -- toasted, mostly.
A record should be like a bus ticket to somewhere, but you're not sure where that somewhere is going to be. (It) shouldn't just give you thirteen variations on the same four elements, like McDonald's, or something. 'You liked that one? Well here's the same thing, except with extra Cheese.'Tod A