How can you govern a country which has two hundred and forty-six varieties of cheese?
How can you govern a country where there are 246 different types of Cheese?
"Life is a minestrone Served up with parmesan Cheese Death is a cold lasagne Suspended in deep freeze"
[Cheese can] restore an old love and ... ripen a young one.giacomo casanova
A great deal of contemporary criticism readsto me like a man saying: 'Of course I do not like green Cheese: I am very fond of brown sherry'.
A maggot must be born i'the rotten Cheese to like it.
Opening the fridge door, I found a rat eating the Cheese. My dealings with rodents, particularly those tagged verminous, have been few, but generally the pattern has been one of man, the boss, the caretaker of creation, the namer, appearing and the lower orders hitting the road.tibor fischer
There is absolutely no one, apart from yourself, who can prevent you, in the middle of the night, from sneaking down to tidy up the edges of that hunk of Cheese at the back of the fridge.Boris Johnson
The only free Cheese is in the mouse trap.
The farmer’s daughter hath soft brown hair (Butter and eggs and a pound of Cheese) And I met with a ballad, I can’t say where, That wholly consisted of lines like these.charles stuart calverley
Poets have been mysteriously silent on the subject of Cheese.gilbert keith chesterton
He should, as he list, be able to prove the moon made of grene Cheese.
The moone is made of a greene Cheese.
There he got out the luncheon-basket and packed a simple meal, in which, remembering the stranger's origin and preferences, he took care to include a yard of long French bread, a sausage out of which the garlic sang, some Cheese which lay down and cried, and a long-necked straw-covered flask wherein lay bottled sunshine shed and garnered on far Southern slopes.”
A slice of pie without Cheese is like a kiss without a squeeze.Stephen King
A cube of Cheese no larger than a die May bait the trap to catch a nibbling mie.ambrose bierce
A meal without Cheese is like a beautiful woman who lacks an eye.
Moe, Larry, Cheese!
I eat swiss Cheese from the inside out.
Poets have been mysteriously silent on the subject of Cheese.
A record should be like a bus ticket to somewhere, but you're not sure where that somewhere is going to be. (It) shouldn't just give you thirteen variations on the same four elements, like McDonald's, or something. 'You liked that one? Well here's the same thing, except with extra Cheese.'Tod A