When a pony does a good deed, he gets a horn and he becomes a unicorn and poops out cotton candy until he forgets he’s magical and then his horn falls off. Black unicorns become zebras.
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Candy Is dandy But liquor Is quicker.
The Candy Man can
lesley bricusseFirst off, you see gum on the street, leave it there. It isn't free Candy.
santaWe elves try to stick to the four main food groups: Candy, Candy canes, Candy corns, and syrup.
Buddy the ElfIt's like Candy, but with blood, which is so much better.
Christina YangThe next morning dawned bright and sweet, like ribbon Candy.
Sarah Addison AllenI can think of nothing on Earth so beautiful as the final haul on Halloween night.
Steve AlmondCandy is nature's way of making up for Mondays.
unknownGod bless mommy and daddy, and please can we have some Candy.
james clavellAs long as a man has desires there is no end to his transmigration. It is the desires alone that make him take one body after another. There will be rebirth for a man if he has even the desire to eat a piece of Candy.
sarada deviI had teeth that stuck out so far, I used to eat other kids' Candy bars by accident.
rita rudnerThe Left is acting like a young child, saying 'I want peace'... A child says 'I want Candy right away,' an adult takes all of the factors into account and understands who he's dealing with.
ehud barakThe pilasters reaching down were adorned with a glistering substance (I know not what) under glass (as it seemed), resembling a homely fancy, but I judged it to be sugar-Candy; yet to my raised imagination, divested of its homelier qualities, it appeared a glorified Candy.
Charles LambSo be sweet and kind to mother/ Now and then, have a chat!/ Buy her Candy or some flowers or a brand-new hat/ But maybe you best let it go at that!/ Or you may find yourself with a quite complex/ ...Com-plex!/ ...and.../ You may end up like Oedipus/ I'd rather marry a duck-billed platypus!/ Than end up like poor Oedipus Rex!
tom lehrerReformers desperate to resuscitate taxpayer funding [of elections] cite the supposedly scandalous fact that each party's 2008 presidential campaign may spend $500 million. If so, Americans volunteering to fund the dissemination of speech about candidates for the nation's most consequential office will contribute $1 billion, which is about half the sum they spend annually on Easter Candy. Some scandal.
George WillAs long as a man has desires there is no end to his transmigration. It is the desires alone that make him take one body after another. There will be rebirth for a man if he has even the desire to eat a piece of Candy.
I try to read all of my fan mail. A lot of them send me Candy, which I'm not allowed to eat 'cause my mom says it might be poisonous.
justin bieber