Bullshit Quotes 

Achoo! ...Sorry, I'm allergic to bullshit.
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Hey, Upham, careful you don't step in the bullshit!


— Pvt. Jackson (Barry Pepper), Saving Private Ryan (movie)

Tags: careful, you, step

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Good luck walks and bullshit flies.


— "Intermission", by the Scissor Sisters

Tags: Good, luck, walks, flies

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People said I should accept the world. bullshit! I don't accept the world.

richard m. stallman

— Keynote address at the New York Linux Bazaar

Tags: People, accept, world

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One of the most salient features of our culture is that there is so much bullshit.


— Harry Frankfurt, On Bullshit

Tags: One, most, salient, features, our, culture, there

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One of the more pretentious political self-descriptions is "Libertarian." People think it puts them above the fray. It sounds fashionable, and to the uninitiated, faintly dangerous. Actually, it's just one more bullshit political philosophy.

George carlin

— George Carlin, in Napalm and Silly Putty (2002), p. 261

Tags: One, more, pretentious, political, Libertarian, People, think, above, fray

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When the iPhone was first announced, CEO Steve Jobs spewed enough BS to cover a football field full of babies 3 feet deep in bullshit, which sounds cool because he could have potentially murdered a football field full of babies, but he passed on this opportunity by introducing the phone instead.

George Ouzounian

— Maddox, The iPhone is a piece of shit, and so is your face.

Tags: When, iPhone, first, announced, CEO, Steve, Jobs, spewed, enough

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You know what? There's a jetstream of bullshit coming out of your mouth, my friend ...


— Larry David from Curb Your Enthusiasm

Tags: You, know, what, jetstream, coming, mouth, friend

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