Homeschooling will certainly produce some socially awkward adults, but the odds are good they would have been just as quirky had they spent twelve years raising their hand for permission to go to the bathroom
This is America. How many of you people want to pay for your neighbor's mortgage that has an extra bathroom and can't pay their bills?
Miss Twye was soaping her breasts in the bathWhen she heard behind her a meaning laughAnd to her amazement she discoveredA wicked man in the bathroom cupboard.gavin ewart
I threw the kitchen sink at him but he went to the bathroom and got his tub.
Does Mary Poppins have an orgasm? Does she go to the bathroom? I assure you, she does.julie andrews
The best measure of a man's honesty isn't his income tax return. It's the zero adjust on his bathroom scale.arthur c. clarke
The stately homes of England we proudly represent, We only keep them up for Americans to rent. Tho' the pipes that supply the bathroom burst And the lavat’ry makes you fear the worst It was used by Charles the First (quite informally), And later by George the Fourth on a journey north, The state apartments keep their historical reknown, It's wiser not to sleep there in case they tumble down; But still if they ever catch on fire Which with any luck they might, We'll fight for the stately homes of England.noël coward
I'll just hide in the bathroom. I'll hide in the-