Only one marriage I regret. I remember after I got that marriage license I went across from the license bureau to a bar for a drink. The bartender said, "What will you have, sir?" And I said, "A glass of hemlock."
A good writer isnot, per se, a good bookcritic.No more so than a good drunk is automaticallya good bartender.Jim Bishop
By the time a bartender knows what drink a man will have before he orders, there is little else about him worth knowing.
A theory that you can't explain to a bartender is probably no damn good.ernest rutherford
"This place ain't no damn honkatonk, stranger," reproved the bar-tender... "Folks get throwed outa here sometimes."