Alas! Lord and Lady Dalhousie are dead, and buried at last, Which causes many people to feel a little downcast.
1890 Poetic Gems,'The Death of Lord and Lady Dalhousie', stanza1.
Ye lovers of the picturesque, if ye wish to drown your grief, Take myadvice, and visit the ancient town of Crieff; The climate is bracing, and the walks lovely to see Besides, ye can ramble over the district, and view the beautiful scenery.William McGonagall
The man that gets drunk is little else than a fool, And is in the habit, no doubt, of advocating for Home Rule; But the best Home Rule for him, as far as I can understand, Is the abolition of strong drink from the land.William McGonagall