Never trust a journalist.
2001If I Don't Know,'How to Deal with the Press'.
I used to think all poets were Byronic Mad, bad and dangerous to know. And then I met a few. See Lamb 486:25.Wendy Cope
Bloody men are like bloody buses You wait for about a year And as soon as one approaches your stop Two or three others appear.Wendy Cope
My heart has made its mind up And I'm afraid it's you.Wendy Cope
Some socks are loners They can't live in pairs.Wendy Cope