Right now I'm listening to a lot of Top 40 music, because THAT'S MY JOB.
I wrote "Eat It" because I wanted to buy a house. It worked."weird Al" Yankovic
What kind of morons do you have working at newspapers in Austin that would base an entire review of an artist's performance on whether or not they had a good seat?"weird Al" Yankovic
I think my chances of getting into the Rock 'N' Roll Hall Of Fame are about as good as Milli Vanilli's."weird Al" Yankovic
If money can't buy happiness, I guess I'll have to rent it."weird Al" Yankovic
My brothers and sisters all hated me 'cause I was an only child."weird Al" Yankovic