Jogging is for people who aren't intelligent enough to watch Breakfast TV.
1989 VictoriaWood, television series. Published in Mens Sana in Thingummy Doodah (1991).
: My massage was marvellous. I feel really relaxed. And my masseur, Harold :You can't have a masseur called Harold. It's like having a member of the Royal Family called Ena.Victoria Wood