I'm sorry, but I stand by my decision. I am now a member of the elite club of people that have fought a professional team mascot. You sir, are not in that club.
Tucker goes to hockey game, causes trouble.
EEK EEK EEK!! That's dolphin for 'I'm sorry.' But you already knew that..Tucker Max
Hey man, so can you speak to dolphins and pilot whales with that forehead of yours?Tucker Max
Nose full of fart, mouth full of cock, she never even paused.Tucker Max
9:00: I don't know what I want. I just point at the Dollar Menu and say, 'Give me all of that.'Tucker Max
...and that we were now those guys...who started a fight at a Harry Potter book party.Tucker Max
Great Holy Jesus--it looks like he fell into Kentucky Fried Movie .Tucker Max
I am Shiva, Destroyer of Worlds.Tucker Max
We can't get kicked out of McDonald's! This is like the DMZ of drunk eating.Tucker Max
Hi. I haven't insulted you yet, have I?Tucker Max