The Romans did not see [the tale of Romulus, Remus and the she-wolf] as a charming story; they meant to show that they had imbibed wolfish appetites and ferocity with their mother's milk.
Terry Jones' Barbarians: An Alternative Roman History (2007)
It took 200 years for the Crusaders to create [this] Muslim fanaticism. It was the exact imitation of Christian intolerance.Terry Jones
Saying "We will destroy terrorism" is about as meaningful as saying: "We shall annihilate mockery."Terry Jones
A Horse, a Bucket and a Spoon.Terry Jones
What is meant by: "We mustn't give in to the terrorists"? We gave in to them the moment the first bombs fell on Afghanistan.Terry Jones