I thought I'd begin by reading a poem by Shakespeare, but then I thought, why should I? He never reads any of mine.
Spike Milligan with Jeremy Taylor Live at Cambridge University. Recorded at Cambridge University on December 2, 1973, this was previously released as a double LP, and later re-issued as a 2 CD set. Milligan used variations on the Shakespear line throughout his later life.
Money couldn't buy friends but you got a better class of enemy.Spike Milligan
I am not going to thank anybodybecause I did it all myself.Spike Milligan
D u irt me leat go raibh me breoite.Spike Milligan
For ten years Caesar ruled with an iron hand. Then with a wooden foot, and finally with a piece of string.Spike Milligan
Are you going to come along quietly, or am I going to have to use ear plugs?Spike Milligan
Contraceptives should be used on every conceivable occasion.Spike Milligan
Policemen are numbered in case they get lost.Spike Milligan
A lot of learning canbe a little thing.Spike Milligan
If a man dies when you hang him, keep hanging him until he gets used to it.Spike Milligan
On the Ning Nang NongWhen the cows go bong!Spike Milligan
God made nightButMan made darkness.Spike Milligan