I'm so glad Courtney Love is here; I left my crack in my other purse.
To Courtney Love on her Comedy Central Roast of Pamela Anderson (14 August 2005)
I commend you on all you've done for PETA, wrestling the one-eyed trouser snake with your bare hands, gently cuddling it in your arms, and nurturing it back to health.Sarah Silverman
Everybody blames the Jews for killing Christ, and then the Jews try to pass it off on the Romans. I'm one of the few people that believe it was the blacks.Sarah Silverman
I didn't lose my virginity until I was twenty-six. Nineteen vaginally, but twenty-six what my boyfriend calls "the real way".Sarah Silverman
This song brings me back … I was brutally raped to this song.Sarah Silverman