Is it on your grandmother’s or grandfather’s side that you are descended from an ape?
To Thomas Henry Huxley, debating Charles Darwin's theory of evolution. 
A resolution to attend theatres or operas is an absolute disqualification for Holy Orders.Samuel Wilberforce
Shabby, word-eating, pocket-picketing, sacrilegious villains.Samuel Wilberforce
Modern liberalism: a heartless steam engine.Samuel Wilberforce
If I were a cassowary On the plains of Timbuctoo, I would eat a missionary, Cassock, band, and hymn-book too.Samuel Wilberforce