Ron White Quotes
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I believe that if life gives you lemons, you should make lemonade - And try to find somebody whose life has given them vodka, and have a party.
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More Ron White Quotes
There was a guy down in Florida who said that, at the age of 53 years old, he was in good enough physical condition to withstand the wind, rain and hail of a force-3 hurricane. Now, let me explain somethin' to ya: it isn't that the wind is blowin', it's what the wind is blowin'. If you get hit by a Volvo, it doesn't matter how many sit-ups you did that morning.
Ron White— They Call me "Tater Salad" (2004)
