There's so much pollution in the air now that if it weren't for our lungs, there'd be no place to put it all.
Stated by Orben in 1927 — reported in Robert Krier (January 31, 2008) "Waiting to Inhale: Don't take a breath without the report from our Air Pollution Control District", The San Diego Union-Tribune, p. E-1.
It's mandatory in this day and age to be considered to have a sense of humor and to demonstrate it. You're not paying me for a joke, You're paying me for the right joke.Robert Orben
It always seems to someone outside the business that it is very difficult to write for a comedy show because it must be done quickly. Actually, it is much easier to write this humor than to do a joke or a show from scratch, because the audience knows the plot. Just mention what is going on and then deliver the punch line.Robert Orben
Nowadays, you cannot be a very Effective political figure without Having a demonstrable sense of humor. People take to it.Robert Orben
More than ever before, Americans are suffering from back problems: back taxes, back rent, back auto payments.Robert Orben
Wall Street is where prophets tell us what will happen and profits tell us what did happen.Robert Orben
Did you ever figure to be living in a time when your check is good, but the bank bounces?Robert Orben