There's so much pollution in the air now that if it weren't for our lungs, there'd be no place to put it all.
Stated by Orben in 1927 — reported in Robert Krier (January 31, 2008) "Waiting to Inhale: Don't take a breath without the report from our Air Pollution Control District", The San Diego Union-Tribune, p. E-1.
If you can get someone to laugh with you, they will be more willing to identify with you, listen to you. It parts the waters.Robert Orben
Very few people ever meet celebrities. All we really know is what we read about them and the most memorable lines are jokes. That's how we tend to define what we think of a public figure.Robert Orben
The secret of writing comedy is to know where it's all going, then get ahead of it.Robert Orben
Do you ever get the feeling that the only reason we have elections is to find out if the polls were right?Robert Orben
Life was a lot simpler when what we honored was father and mother rather than all major credit cards.Robert Orben
If you can laugh together, you can work together.Robert Orben