Show me the man who has enjoyed his schooldays and I will show you a bully and a bore.
Robert Morley: Responsible Gentleman (1966).
The French are a logical people, which is one reason the English dislike them so intensely. The other is that they own France, a country which we have always judged to be much too good for them.Robert Morley
It is a great help for a man to be in love with himself. For an actor, it is absolutely essential.Robert Morley
I started off in films as a kinga French king, admittedly, but nevertheless a king in MarieAntoinetteand stayed in that sort of income bracket.Robert Morley
Anyone who works is a fool. I don't work: I merely inflict myself on the public.Robert Morley
The British tourist is always happy abroad as long as the natives are waiters.Robert Morley
Anyone who works is a fool. I don't work; I merely inflict myself upon the public.Robert Morley
Fat men get knocked over by buses no earlier, nor later, than thin men. And I, for one, have buried most of my thin friends.Robert Morley