I'm Rex, founder of the Rex Kwan Do self-defense system! After one week with me in my dojo, you'll be prepared to defend yourself with the STRENGTH of a grizzly, the reflexes of a PUMA, and the wisdom of a man.
Diedrich Bader, Napoleon Dynamite (2004)
You think I got where I am today because I dressed like Peter Pan over here?Rex
You think anybody wants a roundhouse lick to the face while I'm wearing these bad boys? Forget about it.Rex