Teach! I thought you were eaten! What are you doing with that electric carving knife, that cup of gravy and all the trimmings?
Who: Freaky Fred
Source: Sluggy Freelance
Notes: Character had barely escaped being eaten in a stampede of carnivorous wooly mammoth clones that had been unleashed on the Cannibals Anonymous members in an effort to save Torg, Riff and Aylee. The president then admits that he is also a client, and the next panel shows a screen presenting the Cannibals Anonymous story as an "after-school special" with the sound effects for an electric knife being used and a scream; this implies that the teacher killed and ate Fred.