After I shoot, hand me my mace! The one'nat says "Bear Beater" onna handle. You're gettin' a wee bit thick inna bum fer chocolates, annywae.
Source: Flintlocke's Guide to Azeroth
Notes: First time, he is mauled by a bear. Second time, the character has offered his "girlfreind" an empty chocolate box, and it is a day late. He is immediately ressurected. However, his Guardian Angel calls him a "dumbass."