I was one of the first people to almost actually vomit over hearing the use of the phrase "family values" and I pride myself on never having fallen for the idea that Barbara Bush was sweet and grandmotherly. I met Barbara Bush and, as I expected, she was a tank with eyes, not a nice person at all and why should that blow anybody away?
"Hey Paula!". Mother Jones. March/April 1993. Retrieved on 2008-04-03.
I have terrible short-term memory loss, which I like to think of as Presidential eligibility.Paula Poundstone
They're not going to teach science at all. What they do is take the science students down to the lake, tie them in burlap sacks and throw them in. If God thinks they're good science students, they float.Paula Poundstone
I don't have a bank account because I don't know my mother's maiden name and apparently that's the key to the whole thing right there. I go in every few weeks and guess.Paula Poundstone
The problem with cats is that they get the exact same look on their face whether they see a moth or an axe-murderer.Paula Poundstone