"With usenet gone, we just don't teach our kids entertainment-level hyperbole any more."
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"Note that I hold the single-author record for total CERT advisories, proving that in my copious youth I knew how to sling code but not how to manage risk." (2002)
Paul Vixie"The Internet is not for sissies." (1994)
Paul Vixie"You sound like a man with a vision. Care to pass that bong over this way?" (2004)
Paul Vixie"The internet has no government, no constitution, no laws, no rights, no police, no courts. Don't talk about fairness or innocence, and don't talk about what should be done. Instead, talk about what is being done and what will be done by the amorphous unreachable undefinable blob called the internet user base." (2004)
Paul Vixie"personally i prefer the MX RR and a stylized name, but i was trying to solve the problem rather than create an industry." (2004)
Paul Vixie"isc remains deeply apologetic that prior versions of BIND did not properly catch the configuration error that you appear to have built your business on." (2001)
Paul Vixie"Usually they finish by whining «but I WANT it!!!» and so, I tell them: «So what? Everybody wants something. I want a pony. Get over it.»"
Paul Vixie"Being obscure in acronyms is great. I think I'll start making up my own... INYM - I'm Not Your Momma." (2005)
Paul Vixie"i've been lawsuit-threated [sic] by experts, and i can tell you from that experience, dv8 appears to not be an expert."
Paul Vixie